“Frequently asked question”, you may ponder over dangerous and insecure territories, it is questionable if you find answers for Heaven and Hell, The Trinity, The Original Sin, Re-incarnation, the Streets of a Jerusalem paved with gold, Creation and Evolution, Noah’s ark whereabouts, Love and marriage.

In the inquiry department, you may wish to know the fate of a deceased loved one, where you will be asked to enter their coordinates, such as birthdays, social security numbers etc. You press 6 to find out your last day on earth and the circumstances of your death.

In the leisure and entertainment department, you may request to listen to a selected psalm sung by King David, or watch Daniel in the lion’s den, or feast your eyes on Delilah perform her dance, or visit Moses’ tent to inspect the ten commandment tablets. You may witness Jesus’ Birth, Life, Miracles, Death and resurrection. You may also have a preview of the mermaids and the gardens under which rivers run, promised in the Koran.

Thank you for calling the 24/7/365 days emergency Hot Line, we’re closed for the day, Sabbath or the weekend, please call during business hours. For all further assistance, please call 911.

Thank you for calling, may I help you… after your request and inquiry, the answer: I am sorry the system is down, try your call again.

Let us thank the Lord for science, progress and sophistication, as well as human accomplishment as they are extremely important and constitute an integral part of our modern life and our lightning development yet they are imperfect, impersonal and insufficient.

And let us thank God for having a 24/7/365 days open lines, no appointment needed, no secretaries, no aides or assistants, no delegated personnel, with no busy signals, no down computers or systems, no menu to choose from or limitation on the number of times we can call upon His Holy Throne of Mercy, to intimately chat with Him, to proudly praise Him, to humbly make our requests known to Him, to gently plead with Him, to directly communicate with Him, to confidently ask for His Blessings of Forgiveness, Health, Happiness, Safety, Success, Prosperity made available to us free by the Precious Blood of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Thank God for He does not need a Voice Mail and E-Mail address as all the channels are permanently and continuously open and accessible to each and every one of us, and that God personally answer each call. God does not need a “caller I.D.”, His Heart is His Caller I.D., He created us, He is Our Father, and the Father knows each one of His Children.